IF only, surfing were muscle cars.

Rusty guy 1: “Hey man, what you got under the hood?

Rusty guy 2: “Uhhh, ya know we got a 4:11 Posi-trac out back, 750 double pumper, Edelbrock intake, bored over 30, 11 to 1 pop-up pistons, turbo-jet 390 horsepower. We're talkin' some serious ****in' muscle”.

***for those of you who can guess the movie quote, you RULE!!